There are only 25 letters in the alphabet....
..because I can't seem to find z's anywhere. Seriously. When did I develop such a difficult problem sleeping in a normal fashion? I haven't gone to bed before midnight more than a dozen times since I turned 18. I'm 29...do the math. That's kinda f**ked up, don't ya think? Well, here it is creeping slowly closer to 1:30 in the morning. That means I won't be asleep much before 2 a.m. Then, I'll be up at 7 a.m. Is it wrong that I'm viewing 5 hours of sleep as a decent nights sleep? 3.5 hours or so last night...5 hours tonight...that's like one good night's sleep spread over two nights. Ugh. I'm off to work on my ABC's....